I kinda feel like I mummed the hell out of parenting like it was 1983 this morning.
We left for school on time, an unusual feat in itself. I was deciding which fantabulous 80’s song to play for the kids when M1 said he’d left something on the kitchen bench. I declined to go back and get it and M1 lost his 8 year-old mind.
He said, “turn around”. I said no. He repeated, “turn around!”
I declined and he again said, “MUUUUUUUUUM!!! Turn around”.
And as everything revolves around music I sang back,
“Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round…” (you can see where this is headed).
He stopped in his tracks, bewildered at my singing so figures he’ll say it again.
To which I replied, “every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.”
“MUUUUUM TURN AROUND!!”
“Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by.”
“Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes.”
“MMAAAAAAARRRRRRRMMMMMMM!! TUUUUUUUUUUURN AROOOOOUND!!.”
“Bright Eyes…every now and then I fall apart.”
“Bright eyes….every now and then I fall apart…. and I need you now tonight….”
Ok, so the slow torture of my 8 year-old had to stop and I pulled over giggling, found Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart on YouTube and played it to the kids. I let M1 know that he had just unknowingly smashed out the opening of an ‘old’ song with his mum on the way to school and everyone had a cracking (albeit bewildered) giggle.
Quite honeslty I don’t think i’ve ever had that much fun singing a song. M1 had gone from being a cranky pants 8 year old into a happy back up singer from the 80’s in one fell swoop
It’s the little things that make me happy in this life.