No wonder there’s no part two to Disney Princess stories.
Here are my thoughts on how life is going for our fave girl Cinderella.
Cinderella part 2 opening sequence:
Cinderella: FFS Prince Charming…it’s school holidays, can’t you take the kids out for the day so that I can have a break? I’m going fucking mental.
Prince Charming: seriously Cinds, I’ve worked all day doing Princey type stuff and I’m knackered. It’s not like looking after kids is difficult anyway.
Cinderella: What the actual FU*K did you just say? Oh, don’t even bother yourself then you absolute fu*king knob jockey. It’s not like I haven’t been a slave my whole fu*king life anyway
Narrator: and it was at that moment that both Cinderella and Prince Charming knew he wouldn’t be getting a shag anytime soon
Seriously, I could write the whole movie.
Tune in tomorrow for the opening scene of Snow White Part 2.