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Leave pass

I’m a happily married mother of three.

That statement however does not preclude me from having a leave pass – and it’s been Adam Levine for a very long time. There’s something about Maroon 5’s lead singer that makes my ovaries quiver and my mind wander to inappropriate places. I understand that it’s not realistic as he has a freaking gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model as a wife, but hey, isn’t that the point?

My husband Adam (my real husband Adam, not the Levine one) indulges this little obsession and doesn’t judge me if a music clip comes on and the urge to lick the tv screen is too hard to resist. My little girls don’t even think it’s unusual for mum to just stare at the screen with the same wistful smile they save for Justin Beiber.

Most of my friends (both male and female) have leave passes that are interesting and varied;

Matt Damon (agreed!)
Margot Robbie
Jason Stratham
David Beckham
Ben Affleck
Karl Stefanovic
Justin Beiber (disargree but whatever floats your boat)
Orlando Bloom (she swears it’s not because of his paddle boarding dick pics)
Emma Stone
Bon Jovi
Channing Tatum
Chris Hemsworth
Ellen Degeneres
Joe Manganiello

Then I have the other friends who say they don’t have a leave pass because they love their husband/partner/girlfriend too much. OMG, yawn and vomit at the same time. To those non leave pass believers, I’m screaming “bullshit!”

Who is your leave pass?

25 thoughts on “Leave pass

  1. Jax Teller – the character, because sometimes Charlie Hunman isn’t as cool as him 😀

  2. Well you know im team Jason Statham all the way 😛😛 ……. BUT i did forget about Joe Manganiello in True Blood … 🤗 such perfection and ooh Channing Tatum would also work quite nicely haha

  3. Jon Bon Jovi 😄💋

  4. I had to Google him but I see what you mean! 😎😎

  5. Channing all the way

  6. Jamie Durie, Zac Efron and um, who else?!!!

  7. Joe Manganiello. I was always a wolf girl!!!!

  8. Ok, my husband is under no illusions that my leave pass is Dave Grohl. He actually has a bit of a man crush on him so that would work well for both of us. He and Steve could have beers and talk music and sport, and me & Dave could… lol. And the kids like him too, so he could just move in and we could be be that weird family with a special ‘arrangement’, lol.
    My other is Joshua Homme from Queens of the Stone Age. Coincidentally he’s also in a bad with Dave Grohl called Them Crooked Vultures, so it could all work in very nicely when you think about it. Wink wink…. 😜

  9. Josh Homme…. noice

  10. Brooke Constable Cesare, Megan Byron, Megan Hodges, Sandra Panozzo Cesare, Becky Brown

  11. Mmmmm…. Adam …..

  12. Omg dont even start me on leave passes Fi, because whenever any of Narelle’s come on tv her eyes are glued, don’t even talk to her and she even has to wipe the drool out of the corner of her mouth. She seems to have an awful lot too- Sophie from Winners and Losers, Anna Kendrick, Channing Tatum, Jason Statham, Claudia Karvan

  13. My hubbies is Jessica Alba although lately hes been considering trading her in for Jennifer Lopez.

  14. Also, how the hell can anyone just have ONE? I mean, come on. My ever growing list: Channing Tatum (his dance moves do it), Joe from True Blood (the character) and the blonde one too (drooool), Zac Effron has really increased in hotness, Dermott Mulroney in The Wedding Date, and…I know there’s more….

  15. Oh Tom Cruise (pre the idiotic couch jumping and hellooooo awesome buffness volleyball scene from Top Gun….)

  16. Ps… where does one get a leave pass with Adam?

  17. JR Ramirez…. lord help him if we ever cross paths this guy won’t have any swimmers left

  18. Lenny Kravitz have loved him since the 90’s!!

  19. Nicholas Cage, Jason Statham, Liam Hemsworth,Johnny Depp, Harrison Ford,Dwayne Johnson, Jude Law, Denzel Washington oh and hubby

  20. I’ve only just realised that my nerd crush is an Adam as well…I’m married to an Adam, my major leave pass is Adam Levine and my nerd crush is the big brainiac Adam Spencer. At least I’ll never call out the wrong name.

  21. Hello!!! Patrick from offspring 😏😍

  22. Hey Fi, what about Pete Murray and a tall George Gregan!!

  23. Kelly Slater! Has been for soo many years.

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