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Fairy Tales Part II

No wonder there’s no part two to Disney Princess stories.

Here are my thoughts on how life is going for our fave girl Cinderella.

Cinderella part 2 opening sequence:

Cinderella: FFS Prince Charming…it’s school holidays, can’t you take the kids out for the day so that I can have a break? I’m going fucking mental.

Prince Charming: seriously Cinds, I’ve worked all day doing Princey type stuff and I’m knackered. It’s not like looking after kids is difficult anyway.

Cinderella: What the actual FU*K did you just say? Oh, don’t even bother yourself then you absolute fu*king knob jockey. It’s not like I haven’t been a slave my whole fu*king life anyway

Narrator: and it was at that moment that both Cinderella and Prince Charming knew he wouldn’t be getting a shag anytime soon

Seriously, I could write the whole movie.

Tune in tomorrow for the opening scene of Snow White Part 2.



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